For every fist-pumping shot of overconfident, heroic Jedi slicing through bumbling battle droids, you have a wise old space lemur pretty much singing Edwin Starr’s “War! what is it good for…” to you. WHAT WORKED: This is a particularly clever episode in that it tricks you into feeling like a jerk. It’s a bit of a buzzkill, especially after we’ve only just enjoyed that fiery, jaw-dropping opening sequence, but before long, even the Jedi come to realize - these guys do have a point. These furry fellows begin to tell our Jedi heroes that their way of life is not what it should be, that violence, even of the altruistic sort, ultimately solves nothing. Once that’s all wrapped up, our heroes crash onto a grassy planet of primitive lemur aliens and things slow waaaaaaay down.
It’s a solid ten minutes of non-stop Jedi action, complete with tons of awesome little flourishes, not least of which the visual of Anakin blazing through a hallway of droids, Oldboy style. This bonkers opening is jam-packed with awesome little moments, from the Clone Wars debut of fan favorite Jedi, Aayla Secura, flying Super Battle Droids, Anakin using the Force to hold back an explosion, and a Republic Gunship crashing into a Separatist ship - only to have Ahsoka and all the troopers leap out guns blazing. (Something to do with Gungans? I forget.) From the onset, we can tell “Jedi Crash” is going to be a vast improvement from whatever that was that happened last week. As far as opening salvos go, you can do far worse than an explosive and spectacular atmospheric starship battle. Star wars xxx parody video star wars comic porn video ahsoka star wars porn video ahsoka star wars nude video Star wars porn ahsoka video xxx ahsoka star wars porn video star wars ahsoka porn video star wars striptease porno video star wars porn video ahsoka tano star wars xxx porn parodi full video star wars love saber porn video star wars ahsoka tano porn video star wars ahsoka tano mobile porn video star (star wars) 1 star wars xxx stream star wars sex movie free star wars xxx 3 gp porno star wars star wars sex prno 3gp movie star wars xxx star wars gay sexporno xxx videos star wars star wars xxx fake star wars xxx putlocker putlocker star wars xxx star wars ahsoka hot porn star wars pornos ahsoka star wars pornhub free star wars fake lesbian star wars xxx full stream Star wars chewbacca figure star wars porn porns star wars porn free lesbian star wars braz star wars xxx games mobile star wars parade porn star wars ahsoka sexvideos free mobile star wars sex free mobile star wars
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